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ADDRESS: PO Box 1163, Wellington

AYATOLLAH:
Harold Chambers ('AROLD)
477 3566(H) 494 4475(W) 021 185 2211(M)
h3arold@xtra.co.nz
RELIGIOUS ADVISER:
Robb Morison (HIGH HEELS) / Craig Morison (EVIL)
934 1463(H) 385 6404(W) / 5666 999(W) 025 269 0261(M)
thegarage@xtra.co.nz / craigmorison@hotmail.com
HEAD MONK:
Richard Mills (DOGFISH)
589 9992(H) 025 466 064(M)
hash@disco.co.nz
HASH KASH:
Kevin Braddock (PISSPOT KEV)
970 8097(H) 025 972 104(W)
kbraddock@netstar.co.nz
ON SEC:
Kris Persson (PUHA)
973 1307(H) 939 3572(W) 021 183 7950(M)
kripe@lysator.liu.se
HASHADABRA:
Graham Taylor (TEAPOT)
472 4000(H) 499 8090(W)
lawton.taylor@ltc.co.nz
BIERMEISTER:
Alan Sherwood (HOOD)
589 0068(H) 589 0068(W) 025 283 6692(M)
a.sherwood@clear.net.nz
HASH HORN:
Al Campbell (NUMBNUTS)
387 7436(H) 025 318 675(M)
minimove@hotmail.com
HARE RAISER:
Doug Sheppard (OGGY)
565 1121(H/W)
d.sheppard@xtra.co.nz
HASHTORIAN:
Warren Hampton (PORKBOX) / Peter Adamson (BIGGLES)
234 1630(H) 478 0342(W) / 479 1198(H)
porkbox@xtra.co.nz / pandpadamson@xtra.co.nz

Hareline

RunDateVenueHareScribeNote
143324/02/2003Burdan's Gate (end of the road at Eastbourne)TC and Wong WayThe POW 
143403/03/2003Manor Park, exact location to be notifiedGnash, Mildew & The DuckThe POW03/03/03 by the Old three
143510/03/2003Days BayBlack GoldfishThe POWLast summer run.
143617/03/2003Maungakotukutuku Reserve - that's behind Paraparaumu somewhere.GeneralThe POWBring torches - 1st Winter run, bugger it. The General got lost on hios first recce.
143724/03/2003Better have a run in Wellington here, else they'll whinge again. Volunteers?????The POW 
143831/03/2003Petone Foreshore, Western End.HoodThe POW 
143907/04/2003Better have another Wellington one here, keep Bubbles and Co happyDunnoThe POW 
144014/04/2003Hutt River, opposite side to BelmontOggyThe POWGo across KGB at Kelson lights, turn south and look for signs.
144121/04/2003  The POW 
144228/04/2003DunnoSproggyThe POW 

Upcoming Events

Duck's and XTC's farewell, 86 Waterloo Rd, Lower Hutt, 23 Feb 2003
Round the Bays, 23 Feb 2003 [ http://www.sportwellington.org.nz/events/round_the_bays.html]
Mooloo's 800th, Te Kauri Lodge, Kawhia, 21-23 Mar 2003 [Rego form doc pdf]
Norwest H3 800th & AGM, Auckland, 05 Apr 2003
Aussie Nash Hash 2003, Kalgoorlie, WA, 18-20 Apr 2003 [http://www.hashgods.com/]
Nelson H3 555, St Arnaud, 04-06 Jul 2003
Mt Maunganui H3 777, Otawa Lodge, Te Puke, 25-27 Jul 2003
Interhash 2004, Cardiff, Wales, UK, 23-25 Jul 2004

Run Reports

Run 1432

Venue:Band Rotunda, Oriental Bay
Date:17 February 2003
Hare:Deep Throat
Scribe:Goodyear

DT's Double Piss Stop

Some of the lesser athletes struggled up the west side of Mount Vic but for most of us it was a calculated jog to the piss stop at the top.
Gin and tonic; Rum and coke -- where were we again; oh yea on top of a hill somewhere. Anyway most of the pack decided to continue on but the brighter of our crew somehow sensed that the next piss stop would probably be at the same spot. Call it what you like but ingenuity comes to mind, so why carry on down when you must do the same trip back up for a cold tui's. Beats me.

Anyway it was a good day for yachting but the band rotunda was taking a bit of a hammering from the wind (similar to team nz), so we took off to the bus tunnel for the on-on -- and the usual bullshit followed --

DT -- I think I'll leave the car here (yeah right)
HOOD -- I'll have another run from my place when the old car's restored (yawn)
EVIL -- Mum found my coke under the bed after Titty Tat left (dream on)
SOURPUSS -- I won a triathlon (who cares how many in it)
BRIDGEND -- Mount Vic's not that steep (unless you run up it)
GNASH -- I ran up Mount Vic (pull the other one)
FLIPPER -- I've had enough to eat (oinck oinck)
MILDEW -- I saw Goodyear training last Tuesday (have another one)
DUCK -- I've done 1100 runs (since when has he ever run -- 1100 walks)
K9 -- My handicap's down to 22 (some of us refuse to play with hackers)
TC -- Karen's down to 19 (take the piss why don't you)
PORKBOX -- I'm going before the keg's cut (Ha! Ha! Ha!)
BIGGLES -- He could be a pit bull (but he licks a little gently)
TEAPOT -- Evil got Titty Tat off Goodyear (piss off -- forget Pataya it was 1986)
FLIES -- If you can do the Rotorua marathon so can I (you're on)
TRIPOD -- I might dress up for the next red dress run (about time)
PUSSY PUPPY -- I could run up there if I wanted too (pigs might fly off the spit)
WRONG WAY -- Upper Hutt's further than Miramar (what does he smoke)
OGGY -- You got the prick; you write the trash (fook off)

I honestly don't know why I bother and will be reassessing things from here on-on.

And someone could have told me there was a chain across the entrance to the park -- after the keg's cut the reflexes are not so good; only a few grazes -- not that any of you would really care.